Forum Game | Corrupt a Wish!

[snw]

Corrupt a Wish!
I've bought this forum game from another server.

How to play:

Player 1: I wish that I could fly.
Player 2: Granted, but you can't go faster than 0.5 mph. I wish I could eat food 10x quicker.
Player 3: Granted, but you could only eat toast. bla bla bla...

I'll start.

I wish I could go invisible.​

 

[noby]

I wish I could go invisible.​

You can only go invisible when you sneeze
I wish I had super speed.

 

[snw]

Granted, but you bashed your head into loads of walls.
I wish everything I touched turned into money.

 

[cloakfox]

Granted, but you bashed your head into loads of walls.
I wish everything I touched turned into money.

Granted, the only thing that turns into money is dog poop, and is only worth a single dollar/euro/pound.

I wish I could fly

 

[snw]

Granted, the only thing that turns into money is dog poop, and is only worth a single dollar/euro/pound.

I wish I could fly

Granted, but you could only fly in your dreams.
I wish my wishes came true.

 

[sips]

Granted, but you could only fly in your dreams.
I wish my wishes came true.

Granted, but when you wish for something "Nice" something "Horrifying" also awakens.
ops forgot to make awish .~.

 

[Delilah04]

Granted, but you could only fly in your dreams.
I wish my wishes came true.

Granted, but the only wishes that come true are the dark ones you regret saying. [eg: I want to die]
I wish I could be as strong as hulk. (EDIT: I know someone answered snw while I was writing my answer but he didn't leave a wish to corrupt.)

 

[Redex_]

Granted, but the only wishes that come true are the dark ones you regret saying. [eg: I want to die]
I wish I could be as strong as hulk.

Granted but people see you as a freak because of your abnormal strength.

I wish that I will have a legacy.

 

[Delilah04]

Granted but people see you as a freak because of your abnormal strength.

I wish that I will have a legacy.

Granted, but the legacy will be of you killing innocent people who did nothing for no reason.
I wish I could see through walls.

 

[sips]

Granted, but the legacy will be of you killing innocent people who did nothing for no reason.
I wish I could see through walls.

Granted, You can see through walls, But everytime you see through a wall, it takes away 5 years of your life.
I wish i could be Pewdiepie ;-;

 

[snw]

Granted, but you're forgotten. I wish I lived on Mars @Michael·

 

[Delilah04]

Granted, You can see through walls, But everytime you see through a wall, it takes away 5 years of your life.
I wish i could be Pewdiepie ;-;

Granted, but as soon as you become him you lose his entire following and become an unfunny loser who lives in a kenmore box.
I wish I could make people's dreams come true.

 

[sips]

Granted, but as soon as you become him you lose his entire following and become an unfunny loser who lives in a kenmore box.
I wish I could make people's dreams come true.

Granted, but their nightmares also release, everytime you grant a wish.
I wish i could have 1000000 dubs on dubtrack. c;

 

[Delilah04]

Granted, but you're forgotten. I wish I lived on Mars @Michael·

Granted, but around the first 5 days a nasty wind storm comes and you fly off the planet.
I wish I could become an Internet webstar.

 

[Masterwolf070]

Granted, but around the first 5 days a nasty wind storm comes and you fly off the planet.
I wish I could become an Internet webstar.

Granted, but you get a 1.000.000 dislikes on every video
I wish I was pro in every game.

 

[Delilah04]

Granted, but you get a 1.000.000 dislikes on every video
I wish I was pro in every game.

Granted, but you would fail in life and you won't be able to afford a gaming system or games.
I wish I was a millionaire.

 

[SprinkledDonut]

Granted, but you would fail in life and you won't be able to afford a gaming system or games.
I wish I was a millionaire.

Granted, but you can only receive this money in a different currency.
I wish I had unlimited donuts

 

[Hyllus]

Granted, but you can only receive this money in a different currency.
I wish I had unlimited donuts

Granted, but every single one of them has neither frosting nor glaze (ew)
I wish that I could be taller xD 5'2'' right now.

 

[SprinkledDonut]

Granted, but every single one of them has neither frosting nor glaze (ew)
I wish that I could be taller xD 5'2'' right now.

Granted, but all of the height goes to your neck.
I wish I was famous

 

[Hyllus]

Granted, but all of the height goes to your neck.
I wish I was famous

Granted, but you're famous for the fact that you're constantly farting.
I wish that I could sing well.