Forum Game | Corrupt a Wish!

[SprinkledDonut]

Granted, but you're famous for the fact that you're constantly farting.
I wish that I could sing well.

Granted, but you have to make out with your dog everytime before you sing (or a dog if you do not have one)
I wish I could stop and resume time on my consent

 

[Delilah04]

Granted, but every time you stopped time you age 5 years.
I wish I could heal anyone.

 

[RedTheFox999]

Granted, but every time you stopped time you age 5 years.
I wish I could heal anyone.

Granted, but you can't heal yourself.

I wish I could create anything from thin air.

 

[Delilah04]

Granted, but you can't heal yourself.

I wish I could create anything from thin air.

Granted, but everything you created would have a major flaw some that could even kill you.
I wish that I could speak all languages.

 

[RedTheFox999]

Granted, but everything you created would have a major flaw some that could even kill you.
I wish that I could speak all languages.

Anything could kill you. Lol

Granted, but you go blind while you talk.

I wish I could control earth.

 

[Delilah04]

Anything could kill you. Lol

Granted, but you go blind while you talk.

I wish I could control earth.

Granted, but everyone would go into anarchy on the first day, causing the earth to crumble.
I wish I could remember anything.

 

[RedTheFox999]

Granted, but everyone would go into anarchy on the first day, causing the earth to crumble.
I wish I could remember anything.

Granted, but you'd forget it within 5 seconds.

I wish I could do anything.

 

[Hyllus]

Granted, but you'd forget it within 5 seconds.

I wish I could do anything.

You can do anything EXCEPT for using the bathroom. Have fun!
I wish I was a cow.

 

[Delilah04]

Granted, but you'd forget it within 5 seconds.

I wish I could do anything.

Granted, but you fall asleep mid completion every time you do something.
I wish I could transform into a car.





I'm running out of ideas so my wishes will be stupid.
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You can do anything EXCEPT for using the bathroom. Have fun!
I wish I was a cow.

Granted, but youre a Kobe cow which means your meat is worshiped and you'll be shipped in different places after being butchered.
I wish I could eat anything and live

 

[snw]

Granted, but you become obese.

I wish I could watch TV all day long... #dreams

 

[UghCaleb]

Granted, but you become obese.

I wish I could watch TV all day long... #dreams

Granted, but you could only watch one channel.

I wish I had a house full of little cute puppies

 

[sips]

Granted, but you could only watch one channel.

I wish I had a house full of little cute puppies

Granted, But they kill you after a year of owning them.
I wish i could murder GlazedBear.

 

[Silvic]

Granted, But they kill you after a year of owning them.
I wish i could murder GlazedBear.

Granted, but you would have to murder him using only a Q-Tip.
I wish I was a pro in all areas of art.

 

[Pherii]

Granted, but you would have to murder him using only a Q-Tip.
I wish I was a pro in all areas of art.

Granted, but no one would acknowledge your art.
I wish I could read minds.

 

[Delilah04]

Granted, but no one would acknowledge your art.
I wish I could read minds.

Granted, but you hear everyone's mind whether you want to or not, and you end up wearing a tinfoil hat.
I wish I could become the smartest person in the world.

 

[RedTheFox999]

Granted, but you hear everyone's mind whether you want to or not, and you end up wearing a tinfoil hat.
I wish I could become the smartest person in the world.

Granted, but you couldn't share your knowledge.

I wish I could make another forum game.

 

[Delilah04]

Granted, but you couldn't share your knowledge.

I wish I could make another forum game.

Granted, but it gets so much hate that it must be deleted and you become banned from the forums. Then you hide in an abandoned barn and bawl for the rest of your life.
I wish I could read any book I want whenever I want.

 

[RedTheFox999]

Granted, but it gets so much hate that it must be deleted and you become banned from the forums. Then you hide in an abandoned barn and bawl for the rest of your life.
I wish I could read any book I want whenever I want.

Granted, but whenever you read a book, you rip a fart so big, neighbors on the next block can hear it.

I wish every food was nutritious.

 

[Fallout]

Granted, but whenever you read a book, you rip a fart so big, neighbors on the next block can hear it.

I wish every food was nutritious.

Granted but you can't have food so you die.

I wish I had a very big hippo that eats many different species of dogfish.

 

[Pherii]

Granted but you can't have food so you die.

I wish I had a very big hippo that eats many different species of dogfish.

Granted, but the hippo dies within 2 hours.

I wish I could own a husky.