Jokes thread

[Slabo]

tell funny stuff and jokes here :

Here's mine

What do you cut wood with?
















A SUH DUDE!

 

[Baest]

tell funny stuff and jokes here :

Your life

 

[UghCaleb]

tell funny stuff and jokes here

this thread

 

[Epicstickers]

tell funny stuff and jokes here :

Here's mine

What do you cut wood with?
















A SUH DUDE!

when u can even cannon into @ExInfinity base on factions magma

 

[snoopysims]

long joke jooooooooooke short joke joke

 

[Idkaname8]

i've got lots of jokes

Spoiler: Jokes

https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=funny+jokes

 

[Micm_]

What do you call a purple race-car?

Spoiler: JOKES

Fast.

What is big, black and will kill you if it gets the drop on you?

Spoiler: JOKES

A piano.

What is big, yellow and can't swim?

Spoiler: JOKES

A school bus full of children.

What do you call a church with no roof?

Spoiler: JOKES

ENLIGHTENED!

 

[Idkaname8]

What do you call a purple race-car?

Spoiler: JOKES

Fast.

What is big, black and will kill you if it gets the drop on you?

Spoiler: JOKES

A piano.

What is big, yellow and can't swim?

Spoiler: JOKES

A school bus full of children.

What do you call a church with no roof?

Spoiler: JOKES

ENLIGHTENED!

well, purple race cars aren't always fast

 

[Mechz]

If Hillary Clinton and Donald trump were in the middle of the sea on a sinking boat who would survive?

Spoiler

America

Ba-dum-tssss

 

[cloakfox]

*cringes*
Do you know how much fun the Creeper had this Summer?

Spoiler: Answer

He had a BLAST!

 

[Micm_]

*cringes*
Do you know how much fun the Creeper had this Summer?

Spoiler: Answer

He had a BLAST!

*Quits Foxcraft forever to become comedian after that joke*

 

[Silvic]

I don't trust atoms because they make everything up.

What chemical formula do you get if you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?

Spoiler: L0l

SWAg

What do you call iron on a windy day?

Spoiler: HehEhHeE

Febreeze

16 atoms of sodium walk into a room, who are they succeeded by?

Spoiler: 2funny4me

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BATMAN

 

[iRobot_]

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill.
Bill who?
Bill Wilkins

 

[noby]

You getting 200 subs

 

[Mechz]

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill.
Bill who?
Bill Wilkins

OMG YASSS THE CONJURING <33

 

[iRobot_]

OMG YASSS THE CONJURING <33

The first one was actually so funny. When she was flying around by her hair And when the girl was floating and you could only see her nasty crusty feet dangling.

 

[UghCaleb]

The first one was actually so funny. When she was flying around by her hair

you're violent

 

[iRobot_]

you're violent

Nah I just find the stupidest things funny. I don't have any jokes but memes are close enough so enjoy.

 

[RedTheFox999]

tell funny stuff and jokes here :

Here's mine

What do you cut wood with?
















A SUH DUDE!

Are yo mama jokes allowed? xD

 

[Slabo]

Are yo mama jokes allowed? xD

ya ofc