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Foxcraft cannoning on factions..... me "takes 3hrs to make 250 sticker hybird Fucken blows up' nothing left sad face 
What's long, wet, pink, and my wife screams when I put it in her mouth?
So, Helen Keller walks into a bar, then a table, then a chair.
Bitches be like "I'm a virgin", but you pull down her panties and the **** looks like you just unwrapped a fuckin Arby's sandwich, cheese and all. Sitting there like "*****, I didn't order a fuckin roast beef".
Her Miscarriage
So, Helen Keller walks into a bar, then a table, then a chair.
Bitches be like "I'm a virgin", but you pull down her panties and the **** looks like you just unwrapped a fuckin Arby's sandwich, cheese and all. Sitting there like "*****, I didn't order a fuckin roast beef".
So when 14 year old Johnny got home from school he told his mom he had sex with his teacher. His mom told him to wait for dad to get home and she was disappointed in him. When his dad got home he heard the news he was excited and wanted to buy him a bike. His dad asked him if he wanted to ride the bike home and Johnny replied, "No thanks, my butt still hurts."
one two tree fourThe first one was actually so funny. When she was flying around by her hairAnd when the girl was floating and you could only see her nasty crusty feet dangling.
[doublepost=1467602067,1467602032][/doublepost]Zexiah's PvP skills @Zexiah
Hmm... My friend showed me a joke like that only with Obama instead of Trump. And a bunch of other jokes with I probably shouldn't say...
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im gonna go jump off a cliff nowHey id tell a chemistry joke but...
I wouldnt get a reaction
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