The stupidest thing you did as a kid

[Pherii]

Jumped into a pool (5 ft maybe?) without my floaties (I was 5 and didn't know how to swim) thinking I could learn how to swim all by myself. I was sorely wrong, and had to be saved.

 

[Gone]

Let's see,
I drank about halfish
of a Windex bottle, I poked a
power outlet with some scissors, I pulled
a stray cat's tail, I used to hide behind
the big rows of toilet paper and yell
out that it was my kingdom and whenever my mother
tried grabbing me I'd throw about 4 rolls of toilet paper
at her. 3:
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Let's see,
I drank about halfish
of a Windex bottle, I poked a
power outlet with some scissors, I pulled
a stray cat's tail, I used to hide behind
the big rows of toilet paper and yell
out that it was my kingdom and whenever my mother
tried grabbing me I'd throw about 4 rolls of toilet paper
at her. 3:

And there was this one time where when I was in
Daycare I ran around hugging a bunch of girls
saying. "LOVE ME!" "I'M ADORABLE!"
"LEZBEENS" (I couldn't pronounce lesbian
right.)

 

[Hyllus]

Let's see,
I drank about halfish
of a Windex bottle, I poked a
power outlet with some scissors, I pulled
a stray cat's tail, I used to hide behind
the big rows of toilet paper and yell
out that it was my kingdom and whenever my mother
tried grabbing me I'd throw about 4 rolls of toilet paper
at her. 3:
[doublepost=1477437867,1477363061][/doublepost]
And there was this one time where when I was in
Daycare I ran around hugging a bunch of girls
saying. "LOVE ME!" "I'M ADORABLE!"
"LEZBEENS" (I couldn't pronounce lesbian
right.)

LEZBEENS!

 

[TGMDom]

I licked piss off of my own hands when I couldn't control my aim and drank a **** ton of pool water rofl

LOOOL