empire

There's a new terror-pig on the block. His abs more pronounced than your Arabic, his eyes scan for infidels. It's Boku Haram. He's ready and waiting. He has his leather tunic on, dirty from working in his friend Amir's kebab shop. It has questionable stains on it, including pieces of lettuce...

VP kingdom has been suspected to be behind the attacks on ProAssassin's village, which left some buildings in ruins, presumably from TNT damage. Damages to ProAssassin's have left some homeless, and this is only a fraction of what the heartless VP Kingdom and it's inhumane leader, Alex Tro, is...

I've recently come into the possession and contract of a stripper/exotic worker known as 'LightningAura' on the survival server. She is a very capable and experienced young woman, who knows how to give her customers exactly what they want. It costs $100 for a full 5 minutes with 'LightningAura'...

I'm back with more. Enjoy.

So recently, a patriotic member of the Empire by the name of xAnqnymous built me a statue of myself near spawn. If you want to check it out/pay tribute to the Emperor or Empire, go to these coords: x:123559 y:68 z:125788

The 4th rebel war is supposedly coming to an end with the signing of the Union pact between the Empire and VP Kingdom. This union pact will usher in a new era of peace and stability for the Survival Server, allowing both teams to prosper. VP is now a part of Empire, our enemies are their enemies...