ROAST ME

[Arpen]

It’s simple, You roast me.

You can either roast me as person or if you need a little help, Here’s a picture of baby Dansors to roast.

Be funny and creative



If I don’t get roasted, it means I’m unroastable

 

[ThePowerOfSix]

You need help getting out of the toilet seat.


HAHAHA GET IT? CUZ U SHORT AF LOOL

 

[TheCooldude087]

How can I roast you when you like Juventus

 

[Baest]

Did you take that picture yesterday?

 

[vcqx]

When Rosa Parks saw your hairline she moved to the back of the bus

(no hate just banter)

 

[Yoahi]

That hairline is weaker than your biceps are. Seriously, the only thing weaker than that is my will to live.

 

[Defol]

here's a tip https://www.helpguide.org/articles/healthy-eating/healthy-eating.htm

 

[Arpen]

You need help getting out of the toilet seat.


HAHAHA GET IT? CUZ U SHORT AF LOOL

Damn boy, I’m not that short

How can I roast you when you like Juventus

Aight we Gucci

Did you take that picture yesterday?

Fam, you just gave me a compliment

When Rosa Parks saw your hairline she moved to the back of the bus

(no hate just banter)

O sheit.

That hairline is weaker than your biceps are. Seriously, the only thing weaker than that is my will to live.

Ayee, so far the okayish one ! gg
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here's a tip https://www.helpguide.org/articles/healthy-eating/healthy-eating.htm

Do you know what roasting is? On nvm you’re a 14 year old anime boy

 

[MasterSniper]

You can feed this child for only 30 cents per day Please donate

 

[IgiveL]

The face when your mom says "don't be playing with your pp"

 

[MasterSniper]

The face "when you go and grab a book but realise you can't read"
[doublepost=1507473428,1507473304][/doublepost]That moment when you realise Child protective services will be at your door in just minutes to take you away
[doublepost=1507473460][/doublepost]The last picture taken before you parents sent you to bootcamp
[doublepost=1507473807][/doublepost]That moment when you realise your "Acting career isn't going too well and you realise your going to be working at McDonalds for the next 12 years" <-Lowkey shots

 

[Arpen]

Still waiting for a good roast

 

[MasterSniper]

Still waiting for a good roast

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Your kidding

 

[ThePowerOfSix]

When Rosa Parks saw your hairline she moved to the back of the bus

(no hate just banter)

That hairline is weaker than your biceps are. Seriously, the only thing weaker than that is my will to live.

here's a tip https://www.helpguide.org/articles/healthy-eating/healthy-eating.htm

Did you take that picture yesterday?

I ACTUALLY LOLED LMAO

 

[ShadowKiller]

I'm not saying you're going bald, but you'll find Waldo before you find your hairline

 

[_Super_Hans_]

you look like its your first day at work in a sweatshop in the Philippines

 

[RedTheFox999]

henlo hooman

helllo you STINKY HUMAN

go eat a pizza ugly

 

[Ksmudger]

You looking like that is a roast in itself
[doublepost=1507539670,1507539600][/doublepost]You could fit the entire alpha bet across your forehead
[doublepost=1507539776][/doublepost]You look like a burnt potato chip
[doublepost=1507539834][/doublepost]Why you sending 2016 selfies at us

 

[IgiveL]

Found your hairline