Introduction?! Pfft. I needn't an introduction, but that notification is bugging the **** out of me. I played on this server for 3 years straight. If I hadn't gotten bored of Minecraft, it'd be a little over 4 now, but I'm here now, out of boredom, so prepare yourself to laugh so hard, you'll cry, **** and piss yourself, and have your lungs feel like they just imploded all at the same time (or you'll get all offended and butthurt, which just make you a big pussy). I was, one of many great PvPers to ever grace this server. I was here at it's peak of awesomeness, and witnessed it's greatest downfalls. I am, former: HPatrol, Helper, and Staff member. I've gotten countless hackers, advertisers, and other rule breakers banned. If you don't know who I am, I am surely sorry for you. Even Cloakfox's mother says that I'm good in bed (ask yours, she'll say the same damn thing, kiddo). I am, and will be Kobeer's one and only baecity (his name is Kobear, but 80% of you have never even see the joke, so I have to use his official name, which is dumb as ****). Step to me, and you'll receive one hell of an ***-footing. I'll kick your *** so hard your grandchildren (not that any of you will ever get laid) will come out of the womb with my foot marks on their asses. I am a burger eating, gun toting, Jesus loving, lady *******, American. Even if our next President is going to *** **** us like we're their redneck pornstar cousin. I can make panties drop faster than an atomic bomb on Hiroshima. I am the one and only.
No, that's not me you assclown. That's the Nostalgia Critic. (He's funny as hell, check him out, he does movie reviews of older movies, they're DAMN funny)
This thread is meant to be funny, so don't even try to be a little dumbass and think that I'm seriously being that egotistical (even though all of that is true).
This thread is meant to be funny, so don't even try to be a little dumbass and think that I'm seriously being that egotistical (even though all of that is true).
