Once upon a time, Connor was the Head-Staff of Foxcraft, he was wandering kitpvp, just banning anyone who looked at him wrong or used the wrong tone when typing in chat. Just the usual. He stumbled upon a button that read...
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11kobeer was so not here
Connor did nothing right away, as he was afraid cloakfox might catch him sneaking around and extend the length of his time locked in the basement by many weeks or even months. But then Connor remembered it was Helper application season, prime time to sneak around without being caught. Cloakfox at the time was looking over his announcement thread to fix any typos, Connor knew he had quite a bit of time to do what he wanted. He decided to go make Thing 1 and Thing 2 do some things around the server. Slave 1 and Slave 2... Sorry! Did I say that? I meant Thing 1 and Thing 2 were also known as 11kobeer and xExecutorx. Note this was before jayxkrazies became Slave 3, but she knew trial couldn't last any more than a year and 1/2, right? Boy was she wrong. ANYWAYS, as Connor was suggesting commanding 11kobeer and xExecutorx to go do stuff, he got an alert that @Micm_ just got HPatrol, this caused him to feel lightheaded and get dizzy, he actually fell over on the...
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11kobeer was so not here
After he realized what he'd done, he panicked and ran away forever. RIP FORUMS
By the time Connor came back to settle things and admit what he'd done, a new Head-Staff slave-owner was just coming around to clean up the mess, or pile on to it, whatever. Connor came back to see some pretty normal stuff going on, which meant Foxcraft had recovered well; jayxkrazies was still on trial, Micm_ was being promoted, demoted, gaining ranks, loosing them, getting new ones, people were post-farming the new forums to death, everything was right in the world.
He peacefully left for good.
The end.
FORUMS ON/OFF SWITCH - DO NOT PRESS
11kobeer was so not here
Connor did nothing right away, as he was afraid cloakfox might catch him sneaking around and extend the length of his time locked in the basement by many weeks or even months. But then Connor remembered it was Helper application season, prime time to sneak around without being caught. Cloakfox at the time was looking over his announcement thread to fix any typos, Connor knew he had quite a bit of time to do what he wanted. He decided to go make Thing 1 and Thing 2 do some things around the server. Slave 1 and Slave 2... Sorry! Did I say that? I meant Thing 1 and Thing 2 were also known as 11kobeer and xExecutorx. Note this was before jayxkrazies became Slave 3, but she knew trial couldn't last any more than a year and 1/2, right? Boy was she wrong. ANYWAYS, as Connor was suggesting commanding 11kobeer and xExecutorx to go do stuff, he got an alert that @Micm_ just got HPatrol, this caused him to feel lightheaded and get dizzy, he actually fell over on the...
FORUMS ON/OFF SWITCH - DO NOT PRESS
11kobeer was so not here
After he realized what he'd done, he panicked and ran away forever. RIP FORUMS
By the time Connor came back to settle things and admit what he'd done, a new Head-Staff slave-owner was just coming around to clean up the mess, or pile on to it, whatever. Connor came back to see some pretty normal stuff going on, which meant Foxcraft had recovered well; jayxkrazies was still on trial, Micm_ was being promoted, demoted, gaining ranks, loosing them, getting new ones, people were post-farming the new forums to death, everything was right in the world.
He peacefully left for good.
The end.
